I really got a kick out of this; it was in a Burger King newsletter published back when Star Wars Episode III was in theaters.

I wonder how long Obi Wan would stand up to General Grievous if he used these tactics. ;-)

Be Prepared, Young Jedi!

Practice the Jedi Workout so that you will be ready for General Grievousâ„¢ if you bump into him on the playground!

1. Stand straight up holding your light saber over your head on your right side.
2. Sweep your light saber across your body toward your left side and bend at your knees.
3. Bring your arms back over your head to your left side and stand straight up.
4. Sweep your light saber across your body toward your right side and bend at your knees.
5. Repeat 2 more times.