Written by yours truly, with the occasional family member contribution. ;-)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

  1. Because he was mistaken for a turkey on Thanksgiving.
  2. Because he was bored.
  3. Because there was a LAN party on the other side.
  4. Because he wanted to join the Gallant Genus Gallus Gathering.
  5. Because his parents said he couldn’t.
  6. Because the debt collector was after him.
  7. Because he was a deserter from the United Chicken Army.
  8. Because he didn’t want to be called a chicken.
  9. For various reasons.
  10. Because he saw a holographic field of corn on the other side.
  11. Because he was immigrating to the neighboring farmyard.
  12. Because the side of the road he was coming from had just opened a KFC franchise.
  13. Because Chicken’s Suffrage activists were meeting on the other side.
  14. Because he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his forefathers.
  15. Because he wondered what it would be like to be hit by a car.
  16. Because there was an appetizing grain of corn in the middle of the road.
  17. Because the only other option was to cross the highway.
  18. Because he was remote-controlled by the turkey.
  19. Because he was running away from the rioters that were sick and tired of all of the chicken jokes.
  20. So there would be 20 of these jokes instead of 19.