John Lamansky

On this blog, I’ll be rating various items, such as software, hardware, etc. I’ll be using the following rating system:

1 Star = Worthless
2 Star = Terrible
3 Star = Very Poor
4 Star = Poor
5 Star = Average
6 Star = Good
7 Star = Very Good
8 Star = Excellent
9 Star = Spectacular
10 Star = Perfect

There will also be a “John’s Choice” award, which recognizes products used by yours truly.

Enjoy the reviews!

A friend of mine thought that was hilarious when I first said it.

But just plain-old “greetings and salutations” got kind of plain and old eventually, so I came up with a few variations:

• Greetings and Ovations! (something you’d say to a performer)
• Greetings and Activation! (what Windows does when you start it up for the first time)
• Greetings and Solicitations! (the basic script of a telemarketer)

These phrases are just the ticket if you’re a photographer who wants to capture some really weird facial expressions.

So may I repeat to you: “Greetings and Salutations!” Welcome to my blog!