Earlier this evening, our doorbell rang. Hmm.
My mom opened the door, and there was a trick-or-treating boy and his mom. My mom, of course, was surprised. For one thing, it was 4:55 P.M., which was five minutes before trick-or-treating was supposed to begin in our town. Plus, we were not inviting trick-or-treaters.
So my mom asked “Is our porch light on?”
“Uh, yeah,” was the response.
My mom looked and, sure enough, our light was on. In our town, the illumination of the porch light or some other light on the front of the house was an indication of the invitation of trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
My mom then saw the paper boy walking away from our house and realized what had happened and explained to the expecting trick-or-treaters. The paper boy had apparantly activated our motion-sensitive porch light as he walked past our house.
Hmm… as the trick-or-treater and his mom approached our house, they probably saw the paper boy pass our residence, an event followed by the illumination of our porch light. I wonder…
Anyway, we now return to the trick-or-treaters standing outside our front door. My mom has finished her explanation.
Silence.
“Um, okay, I’ll see if I can find you something,” my mom said. So she headed for our pantry. I followed behind her, trying to explain that just because our light was on, “…legally, you don’t have to give them something…”
Anyway, my mom takes a bag of Snickers, opens it up, and drops one into the pillow case that the little boy was using as a container for donated candy. My mom was then, as she puts it, “stunned” to see the mother of the boy hold out a pillow case too. A second Snicker candy was given away.
And then, the boy held up his pillow case and said expectedly, “More!”
My mom did not honor that last request.
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Paul responded on 31 Oct 2005 at 11:28 pm #
ROTFL.
That is hilarious!!
And, uh, actually, I think you ARE legally obligated to give them something. You can’t prove unequivocally that you DIDN’T turn the light on yourself. In fact, I might walk past your house next year at the same time. Then you’ll be forced to feed me Snickers too.
We’ve never “done” Halloween either, FYI.
John Lamansky responded on 01 Nov 2005 at 8:23 am #
The point I was trying to make to my mom was I didn’t think there was a law that said “if you have a light on on the front of your house on October 31, you are obliged to give candy to Trick-or-Treaters.” I was quite sure it was simply town custom instead of law. I was trying to tell her that, legally, we could still say “no” to their, er, requests, even though we had our light on. However, the impoliteness of the, eh-hem, trick-or-treating party would have made it difficult to do that; I really wonder what they would have done if my mom had said no…
Paul responded on 01 Nov 2005 at 11:03 am #
I wasn’t REALLY expecting you to get sued and be taken to court over this issue.
To tell the truth, I completely agree with you; provable intentions or not. The people were ridiculously rude. You guys were nice to give them anything!
michael responded on 01 Nov 2005 at 2:44 pm #
What a great story. You should put it to ‘tape’. It would make a good podcast.
Thanks for sharing.
John Lamansky responded on 01 Nov 2005 at 3:58 pm #
(Quote from Paul):
> You guys were nice to give them anything!
Uh-huh, that’s fairly close to what my mom told that boy after he asked for “more!”
John Lamansky responded on 02 Nov 2005 at 2:29 pm #
Michael,
Yes, I’ve been wanting to start a podcast for quite some time. However, I’m rather frustrated by the poor audio quality of my initial unpublished attempts. But if I do get one started, that could very well be a topic.
Thanks for mentioning the post on your blog.
John Lamansky responded on 02 Nov 2005 at 2:30 pm #
(Quote from Paul):
> In fact, I might walk past your house next year at the same time. Then you’ll be forced to feed me Snickers too.
LOL!
John Lamansky » Blog Archive » About This Time Last Year… responded on 31 Oct 2006 at 6:12 pm #
[...] Long-time readers will probably recall the post that I wrote on October 31, 2005 titled Uninvited Trick-or-Treaters concerning something that happened about 365 days and 10 minutes ago. This evening I’ve been keeping an eye out sequel material (The Return of the Uninvited Trick-or-Treaters!), but nothing so far yet. [...]
John Lamansky » Blog Archive » The Return of the Uninvited Trick-or-Treaters! responded on 31 Oct 2006 at 9:38 pm #
[...] As usual, our porch light was not on on Halloween (in our town, having your light on means you’re accepting trick-or-treaters). So my mom, not really knowing what to do, explained to him that only those houses with illuminated porch lights were offering candy. In sharp contrast to the rudeness of last year’s uninvited trick-or-treaters, he was very sweet about it; he said “okay,” and walked away. [...]
CG#13 - All Saints Day at Catholic Geek Podcast responded on 07 Nov 2006 at 8:42 pm #
[...] In this episode, I “put to tape” the Uninvited Trick-or-Treaters story that I posted on my blog last Halloween. My siblings also tell a bit about what saints they dressed up as for trick-or-treating. [...]
Rob responded on 05 Oct 2007 at 1:51 pm #
I had over 200 kids last year for trick or treat. Here is a poll: Do you give out candy to trick or treaters? http://www.apopularitycontest.com/display_poll.php?ID=1987